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(More customer reviews)Having been a tanning enthusiast for a number of years, I can authoritatively say that The Ocho is BOSS. There is simply no better tanning tool for the gentleman of expedition and leisure. Need to lose 25 pounds? Why bother? With The Ocho your tan will be so luxurious you will regularly be approached by modeling agents. Trust me, I should know. I didn't get to the runways of Milan on good looks and Nordic genetics alone. But is SPF 8 enough protection from the sun you may ask? My answer is that if you even think about asking that, hit the back button on your web browser and go back to shopping for muumuus, you don't belong on this page. One may also ask, 'I already have a sweet tan, is SPF 8 TOO much protection'. Great question. Once forming a solid foundation, it is now time to press it with Australian Gold ACCELERATOR. No more messing around, this is the big leagues. Get out there and act like it. Best used in conjunction with a 32.1 degree cold Coors Light, your tan will become so regal that you will continuously remind the peasants why in fact they should bow down in subservience to you. Not going to be able to relax in the sun for a couple of days due to "society" placing its unavoidable demands on you, and are worried about your tan fading? No problem. Australian Gold Moisture Lock Tan Extender will seamlessly extend the life of your tan for those unavoidable occasions when "society" needs your talents, smarts, and stunningly good looks, preventing you from being your bronzen best. Now get out there and make a difference.
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