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(More customer reviews)...what exactly am I paying for? I mean... who do I have to kill to get some legitimate information on this product? How can I learn about the effects of this product without made-up phrases like "Vitamin Drink" or "Tanfresh Blend?"
Try Googling this product. I dare you. You'll be hard-pressed (if even able) to find a review containing information about physiological reactions, catalysts, or even referencing aminos or enzymes in a reasonably respectable manner. Instead I'm told, over and over, that I'm lusciously moisturizing with "lotus flower water." WTF?!?
Look, I'm fine with the product. I can accept that I paid seventy dollars for a ten-ounce tube of goop. But c'mon! Can the company, or any reviewer, at least respect me enough to explain WHY I should go another seventy dollar round with this product? Can anybody explain THIS SPECIFIC product (yes, I understand how intensifiers work... I'm talking specifically about THIS product) without attempting to insult my intelligence with more redundant information about thymine?
Anyhow... the product is fine. I just wish that the company respected its consumers enough to give us more information than "extreme moisture intensifier with exotic desert blend." I would expect this kind of nonsense from companies like MuscleTech who sell me workout supplements with amazing scientific facts like, "University lab studies show this product to be over 150% more Extreme than leading brands due to a proprietary blend of KickButtamine and L-QuantumMucleBuildasome."
Okay... I'm done with my rant. Hopefully that helps you do the research before doing the math before dumping the cash. Good luck.
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